2009
ThinkGeek :: Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella
by sbrothierThe rain falls softly.
The samurai draws his sword.
Look, an umbrella.
Either we just made it up, or that Haiku dates to around the 14th century. It is a little known fact that Samurai also carried umbrellas. Much as they later had to disguise their swords as canes, so they disguised their umbrellas as swords. In fact, there was one skilled umbrella maker who all the Samurai relied on for their Sword Handle Umbrellas. His name has been buried in the sands of time, but his plans have been preserved. And now, it is with great pleasure that we offer to you, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella.
2007
Johnny Karate. Martial Arts Champion!
by smvisualsTrained somewhere in the jungle, Johnny Karate will destroy you with his awesome karate force...and his broom stick.
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